I would’ve just added this to my scheduled posts, but I’m at least trying to write this in a time frame that allows it to pretend it’s still relevant. Some important notes to get out of the way, first. Yes, I caved and saw “Oz The Great and Powerful” (and every time I type that I want to add a comma in after Oz; you know, so it could be read without all being forced into one breath). I considered trying to do a spoiler-free review, but it’s honestly not worth bothering. Instead, most of it will be hidden within a cut. If you’re really set on not having this “cinematic masterpiece” (those air quotes are the only thing bigger than Disney’s special effects budget for this film, by the way), you’ll want to skip this post completely. Oh, and I do get a bit winded with my ranting, so you’ve also been warned of that much as well. Continue reading