This idea happened one day, while I was on break at work. I’d like to say some divine inspiration lead to what I hope is a relatively witty take on the whole dramatic-speech-in-the-spy-genre-by-the-villain trope, but it was just a whim of mine. It ended up being a little shy of 550 words, as I ran out of steam sooner than expected with this one.
Onwards to the story!